Calling Bin Laden

By: pbcmedia

Jul 13 2009

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Category: Flora and Fauna, Flowers, Jealousy/Envy, Queen Anne's Lace

11 Comments

Aperture:f/2.8
Focal Length:100mm
ISO:100
Shutter:1/2500 sec
Camera:Canon EOS 5D

“You’re not going to call Bin Laden, are you?”

I asked him as I walked to my car early yesterday morning from the water’s edge.

I was taking photos of my Queen Anne’s Lace by the pond and he was off to the left standing on the boat landing talking on his cell phone.

His came over just after I snapped this close-up and said his battery died, asked politely if I had a cell phone and could he borrow it to make a local call.

I live in a small, big town.  I meet people at water’s edge periodically, mostly fisherman.  I said, “Sure,” and walked to my car asking him about Bin Laden.

He smiled.

He took the phone and I went back to my camera.  A few minutes later, he returned the phone, thanked me, chit chatted amiably and he introduced himself and inquired whether I worked for the local paper.  I explained my local photographer status and gave him my card as many of the photos on my town website would be of places he knew.

End of story until my phone rang later on in the afternoon.

A woman said, “Who’s this?”  I said, nicely, “Well, who’s this?”  She said her first name.  I ddn’t recognize the name or the voice.  I said, “I think you have the wrong number.”  She apologized and hung up.  Then, after a minute, the phone rang again and I let it ring.  It was the same “BLOCKED ID” number and the only reason I answered it in the first place was sometimes my friend who has dementia calls me and she has a blocked phone.  It rang.  Stopped. Rang again. Stopped.  I figured if it was someone who knew me, they would leave a message.

It rang again and this time there was a voicemail.

“I checked this number.  This is the right number.  You need to call me back at this number (and she gave me her number). I don’t know who you are and I’m wondering what you are doing with my husband.”

O, crappola.  No good deed goes unpunished.  I wanted to laugh because if you’d seen the early morning outfit I was wearing on my 64 year old frame: summer silk pants, aqua color, that are voluminous like a court jester, a pale blue T shirt way way too big, hangin’ down around my knees like a rapper, topped with a waist level cotton sweater (celery green) with a stand up collar.  I looked like one of those circus performers who enter before the elephants doing somersaults more than a “home wrecker”.

But, I could not make a joke.  This woman was serious.

So, I called her back explained that I had lent my phone to a man who said his phone was dead.  She seemed relieved but skeptical.  “Well, I don’t know how his phone would be dead,”  And, then, she said, “Ok,” and hung up.

First thought?  Honestly,  I wish  he’d called Bin Laden.  I’d rather deal with the FBI than an angry wife.

©Pat Coakley 2009

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11 comments on “Calling Bin Laden”

  1. Maybe the wife needs to upgrade to an ankle bracelet and GPS unit for her husband, but if she had, you’d have missed this opportunity to relate the story in your very funny style.

    The close up of the Queen Annes’ lace reminds me of another flower called allium
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allium
    which looks like a singular flower ball but it’s made of hundreds of smaller ones.

  2. Yet another reason to be single.

  3. Pat this reminds me of the film “Burn After Reading”. It’s a good laugh, I reccomend it.

    This photography is dangerous business, huh?!

    http://www.andycalnan.com

    • A great film. Brad Pitt gets his head blown off.

    • Andy, Sorry, but I thought that movie was a big disappointment! I was so looking forward to it, too, as I loved the cast and the film makers. I just saw it (well, part of it, as I clicked it off half way through, ok, not even halfway…) Just missed it for me, I guess.

  4. Wow, Chris, “great”. I think we may live in alternate universes! Hearing the end, I’m glad I turned it off.

    • I was definitely being sarcastic. Not a great film – at all (except for Brad Pitt getting his head blown off). I’m usually a pretty big Coen Brothers fan, but this was a very flat film. I put this down there with their other dud, “The Man Who Wasn’t There.”

  5. How do men put up with that? How does anyone put up with that?

    • Hey, Conni girl!! You know what? I’m thinking this wife and husband have “issues” that suggest she’s made other calls to more worthy subjects if you get my drift. Anyway, it’s been two and half weeks and I’ve not been back! Shotguns in the nearby woods come to mind.


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